Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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