Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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