Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
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I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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