i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Come see our sink grown plant.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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