Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize