One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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