even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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