Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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