Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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