FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
not ubering you a puppy
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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