i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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