you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
my liver is dry heaving
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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