i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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