i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
There r osticjed everywhere
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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