have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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