I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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