SEEEEXXX PLEASE
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
When are your genitals available?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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