I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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