I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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