Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (504): i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person. http://tfl.nu/uzlk
  Replies (9) Good night (2163) Bad night (896) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself. http://tfl.nu/c54w
  Replies (57) Good night (720) Bad night (5337) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision. http://tfl.nu/h6vg
  Replies (17) Good night (8685) Bad night (832) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila. http://tfl.nu/p50o
  Replies (10) Good night (4661) Bad night (808) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors http://tfl.nu/k8g7
  Replies (8) Good night (5370) Bad night (1779) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment. http://tfl.nu/sxji
  Replies (13) Good night (5048) Bad night (785) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  He called his prostate his "boner button".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): He called his prostate his "boner button". http://tfl.nu/n5dr
  Replies (17) Good night (1486) Bad night (3206) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (234): View more from Ohio

  Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (234): Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me. http://tfl.nu/x5lb
  Replies (3) Good night (1609) Bad night (460) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that? http://tfl.nu/6433
  Replies (0) Good night (1546) Bad night (471)
• Favorite

  (260): View more from Indiana

  how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (260): how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'? http://tfl.nu/cg25
  Replies (10) Good night (1454) Bad night (390) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me. http://tfl.nu/zr5q
  Replies (9) Good night (1311) Bad night (373) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place. http://tfl.nu/wrqc
  Replies (13) Good night (447) Bad night (1370) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one! http://tfl.nu/ayyz
  Replies (3) Good night (762) Bad night (219) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (334): View more from Alabama

  FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (334): FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon http://tfl.nu/se3x
  Replies (9) Good night (1902) Bad night (234)
• Favorite

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (267): Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one. http://tfl.nu/nwfi
  Replies (5) Good night (626) Bad night (150) Order T-Shirt

Randomize