i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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