apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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