dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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