Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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