the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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