i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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