where am i from again
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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