I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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