how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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