JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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