good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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