Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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