What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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