to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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