Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize