would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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