My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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