I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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