we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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