So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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