he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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