I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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