I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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