he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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