As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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