At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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