Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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