It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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