I could make wine with my vomit
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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