Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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